There are unforeseeably many reasons you may be contacting me! Some foreseeable ones include:

Commission: You want me to paint your dog! Or cat! Or bird or lizard or daughter, or someone else’s bird or lizard or daughter! Fill out this form to submit your request.

Questions, Comments and Concerns: If you were inspired by something you saw on or off this website and want to share, please do so!

Phone dead: You’re calling me and it’s going straight to voicemail and you want to let me know you’re downstairs and can I please open the door it’s cold you need to pee etc etc